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I held my breath as I thought I knew what I had coming. But if one of them did, he would probably take offense. I’m a comedian and I’m not socially awkward or any of those other things you just said! Based on who will probably have the time to read this blog, I suggest, you’re probably not a comedian yet. If you are a comedian — a professional funny guy — and this upsets you, well, prove me wrong. Because of my career, there will be nights where I’d rather that Steve Bennett loved me. Not that you should let me pick you up when hitchhiking or anything — I still sing loudly along to musical-songs in every carride I’m in. He will put on his Giant Hamster-mask and before he closes the door behind him, he’ll turn around and roughly, but firmly, punch me in the face with his clenched fist.